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shitsuren-chama: hunting-the-multifandoms: james-st-james: sex. MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl It absolute
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
There are many mysteries in the world of Attack on Titan. Does its title indicate that it will one day become the space opera we all know it to be in its heart? What is in that basement? What makes some bodily fluids more special than others? How are
its almost halloweeeennn!!!! based off of lemon’s comic!
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
carterbluteyker: thomassandersbuttblog: That Awkward Moment Trying to Cross 🚘 HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP Its like that thing where people bump into each other in a narrow hallway and just keep dodging the same way and its really
cryptid-sighting: cryptid-sighting:When I was 12 years old me and my friends discovered Monty Python and so much of the stuff we found funny was just “LOL, random!” to us, but then I got older and found out that the British are Just.. Like. That.
noyouplum: Day After Day AU, pt. 29↳ Would You Like to Leave a Message?
enoughtohold: the worst part of any kitchen is that one lower cabinet that’s just a terrifying precarious loud pile of baking pans
robotpelvis: Steven Universe is so well written, I mean I was never introduced to Rose Quartz I have no idea what she’s like, but I feel the loss of her. I feel sad. I miss a character I have never met. That’s how well they set the tone. Sorry
Regarding left-or-right handedness, its interesting because its a genetic thing but its also affected by learned or observed behaviors. Like, you can become better with your non-dominant hand by using it. Stuff like that. Like, all my siblings and I are
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
DON'T GO ON GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
kilifish replied to your post: My favorite part of that extended prom… THAT WAS MY FAVE TOO i mean everything aside… just… chillin garnet. n shes gotta lay on the long part or she wont fit. it was cute tho Yea, its supercute. And, like,
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
pukakke replied to your post: anonymous said:Remember that one … “perhaps they found this out the hard way” and its crossed out. MMMMMMMMMM theories. speak. share with me. Well, I think its likely that Gems probably used to think
askthecrystalgempearl replied to your post: wintersolsticezzz said:Are those … theres hats???? Yea, its like a voting hat That’s what it looks like. Also pictured: how it breaks images, in this case my icon that the hat is supposed
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
Incidentally, I’m going to be super disappointed if the Cartoon Network shop never makes a mug with Garnet and the “I drink coffee for breakfast” line. Like that line was pretty much made to be put on a coffee mug, its perfect, it is
Remember way back when “House Guest” aired someone wrote in to Matt Burnett saying people didn’t like seeing Greg in a bad light like that and Matt responded saying that showing the characters as heavily flawed is what makes the show
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
I have like 11k songs for it to choose from and this is what comes up on shuffle while I’m drawing Pearl mooning over Rose and I just
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
I feel like some folks either forget or selective ignore the resolution to the episode “We Need to Talk”. Like, a couple weeks back when folks were on that “Rose is pure evil” kick, a lot of people latched on to her condescending attitude in “We
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
Its a quarter past 4, and I’m about ready to pass out. Thinking about how awesome it would be for hot gay Pokemon trainers to blow loads all over me, but what else is new?
wealthyhugepenis: sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
bisyss: Since the game’s going for about three quid on Steam right now, I decided to try the demo for Recettear. It’s quite possibly the cutest game that will ever have a reference to Adam Smith and it’s really fun. Even if I expect poor Recette
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
herfleur:wittyandcharming:punkassbambi:I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN
contechristino: All the Cameos in “FEELS LIKE SUMMER” Music Video by Childish Gambino. Perhaps I should go watch the video (I haven’t yet) and see if I can recognize these folk in context, because half of em I can’t recognize just from
mageofthevoid:Well then… that escalated fast.
uncannycorp:tikkety-tok:My least favourite room to clean in. 😅 yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night….. Like I know what you’re gonna say “oh it cant possibly be that scary” but until you’ve
the only thing about working morning shifts that i miss is seeing rick howard every day.
its like that adult stuff
balmaintoktzz replied to your post: is it sad that i stay on my blog to listen to the… gonna listen to your playlist c: ahhhhhhh its not that great >< trust me
tobaccoes: Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
that hair ohmygod I want mine like that c:
okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and
I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes comic that are like #aww i love dad reyes, #omg reyes is such a good father, #i need more family interactions between them ! whilst me looking at my own comic going, ah yes, its completely
the-place-where: likesdinos: jackmymeat420: corginator: jackmymeat420: drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that fuckin tree right now I’ve
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time
TFW you realized that The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy started off with Two kids stuck in limbo and cheated Death
I love the fact that all the Rubies are rough little nuggets with eachother and that its like a common banter between themIt makes it so much sweeter now that we can see how GENTLE our Ruby is when she’s with Sapphire
pearlitariat: im loving the shit out of this episode but also my heart fucking???? stopped when they just flat out fucking said ruby and sapphire were flirting!!!! every goddamn time they openly acknowledge that theyre gay like that i fuckin lose my
quarkmaster: Brigitte Lindholm Was really interesting to draw a character that is both “cute” and strong (physically speaking) at the same time. So I wanted to create a body that would fit the character, but still make her face and overall posture
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pizzaotter: theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO SCREAM Bitch I’m tryin
sometimes i laugh when people say stuff like “i wanna watch madoka but the art style is so terrible!!” what are u talking about that is part of the expirience the art style is as sad as the anime
xekstrin replied to your post: ooooooh, now i know why people say wha… its best when its poured right out of a freshly cracked coconut that’s been sitting in the fridge….. oh man I’D REALLY LIKE TO TRY IT LIKE THAT * _ * im drinking
ok so i want u all to know (in case u were confused) that my blog title is “boom clap” NOT JUST BECAUSE i like the song, but its also because i watched a very short monochrome mv that used this song and now i cant find itrip source
potatoeee: that awkward moment when where you live. theres no halloween.
plantfeathers: dead-wolfwood: eveyone in the trigun tag is like 20+ and i am a small child Okay, now I’m curious. If you regularly post/reblog Trigun stuff, put a * beside your age: 13 (or younger):14:15:16:17:18:19:20:21:*22:23+: *
transmechanicus:prince-of-sol: cursed-40k-thoughts:Now that’s how you paint a mini i almost passed out while watching this Hive Tyrants have nothing on the psychic scream i’m emitting
I’ve asked 2 guys to unsave pics from last year on Snapchat & they just straight up said no…why are some of y’all like that?
Commentary about how I got “small” as a negative thing are so stupid. Like okay? My body is my body, curvy or not. What do you gain from pointing it out to me? You think I’m gonna stop what I’m doing to please you…if you don’t like it
